{All the way from Cambridge}

Joe you are always there
Albeit some times quiet, but always with a percieved killer stare.
Joe sometimes you say you just don't care.
But we know in the morning you're like a grizzly bear.

It has been sometime since we have seen joes2.
Does he still live with you?
We know you work from home;
but do you always have to groan?

Now that LDAP is on it's way,
We hope to make you proud one day.
Please don't have any fear,
Just make sure you tell infrabot you owe us a beer.

We know you're good with C and Perl
So we must find you a girl;
To take you out for a bit of a twirl.

Oh Joe we love you so.