Joe! Oh Joe! Oh Joe!
You said it would come right in the end.
Today I can say, that I didn’t think you were right
But you were right, and for that I owe you my friend
You said the big man would help,
and as much I dont believe
now I can yelp -
I am going to be a daddy, just as you said.
So, as the years roll by you dont change
you still shout and scream,
you are still trying to up your twitter counter, if only it would change
but best of all you still tell infrabot that git is queen.
So, now that we are colleagues and work towards the same aim
Tell me, what the hell is your real name?
I dont mean to drag up the past, but we have seen many a Joe come and go
Now, please get onto the new one nice and fast.
Your interview technique for new team members if often fun to watch
Especially people start to squirm and wretch